singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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