remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
