i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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