i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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