i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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