u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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