So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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