ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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