She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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