just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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