I hate all girls vehemently.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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