Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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