I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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