Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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