if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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