I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
His nipple licking is glorious
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
