Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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