i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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