the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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