I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
