he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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