In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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