He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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