Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Shame is for Republicans.
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