I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
love makes seman taste better
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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