i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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