I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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