I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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