She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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