I'm going to jail i love you
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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