You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
