you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i think i have two assholes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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