Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
