if only i could text you this smell
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Is it penis luge time yet?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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