I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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