yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Text me some of your sweat
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