i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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