So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
love makes seman taste better
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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