whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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