i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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