Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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