He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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