Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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