Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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