Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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