My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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