Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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