No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
