Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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