im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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